It's Over, I sang!

Well, I have finally recovered from the family Easter Feast. It only took twelve Tums, 3 Tagamints, Two doses of Alkaselzer and one very long day of misery and I'm as right as rain. Not once did Grandma say, "Eat Girl" cause she didn't need to. I piled her high and deep. Ya know after that meal and two pieces of pie Granddad's Easter Monster suit doesn't look so bad.

Anyway, on to better things. Today I went back to the Dr. for the old plumbing issues. Things seem to be clearing up, if you know what I mean. It's amazing what a box of All-Bran and a dose of THE MOST AMAZING HERBS ON EARTH will do for you.

My Kitties are suffering from something, I'm not sure what it is. They keep running around from piece of furniture to piece of furniture like their some sort of spies or something. When I do catch a glimpse of them they seem to be rolling about and ramming their little heads into things. Very odd. My Aunt Louie said her ex-husband used to do that when his cable went out. However, I don't think this is the issue with my kitties since their cable is working fine. If you have any advise let me know.

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Well, it's getting late and I need to go. Tomorrow is a busy day, we have a meeting on how to convince your friends and family they need THE MOST AMAZING HERBS ON EARTH! Just think if I can sell 2485 cans of this amazing stuff, I get a free trip to the Dominican Republic!! I've never even been to Europe. Well, goodbye for now.