Thursday, April 26, 2007

Anybody still want the Easter Monster Suit?

Well, I finally dug up the old photo with me and Grandad on my first Easter. Now that you've seen the suit, I have a feeling there won't be so many people fighting over it.

I'll leave a longer message tomorrow. I have a blind date tonight with a guy named Tony. He sells THE MOST AMAZING HERBS ON EARTH too! He lives in a different selling district than I do. His Grandma set us up. (she's in my selling district, in fact I'm on her down line.) Anyway, if Tony is anything like his Grandma, he should be nice, smell like cheap Avon perfume, and wears nurses shoes with every outfit. I'll try to get a picture of Tony and I on our date. I'm not promising anything, since it could be weird to try to get a photo on a first date. Wish me luck.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Viola - Thanks so much for posting a pic of your grandfather's easter bunny suit. Upon consideration, I have decided to forego bidding on this suit. I'm afraid Isaac might look like the big bad wolf in it! (You know, "What big teeth you have! The better to eat you with, my dear!) Did your grandfather ever tell you that story while in that suit? Now I understand your fear of bunnies (They have therapy for that!), and why you have loved cats so much! No long noses! I do want to wish you good luck on the suit bidding, however. Who knows, maybe someone else needs a long-nosed bunny suit to forever change an innocent child's view of the Easter bunny!

Anonymous said...

I looked at the pic again, and the bunny suit doesn't have a long nose, just a big mouth! Maybe that's what scared me so much! If Isaac put that on, I'd think he was competing with me!! Can't have two big mouths in the same household, you know!! Sorry for the mix-up!

Viola said...

Dear Issacs Sweetie;

No problem, I understand. I think enough children have been damaged from that suit, but who knows maybe one of those conservative types that don't do Easter Bunnies and Santa and the like would want it to show how "evil" the Easter Bunnie really is. who knows..

Anonymous said...

Are they really nurses shoes or crocs?
Bly the way, have any cats passed off the scene yet?
Puss-n-Boots

Anonymous said...

On the Bunny suit thing: if you really want rid of it that badly, why do you care who gets it or how good of reazon we givce for wantinig to have it?

Anonymous said...

I know a therapist who specializes in "Hypnohare-aroma water therapy"...she is SO SWEET and I'd be happy to help you get an appoint.w/her if needed...there is a LONG waiting list, as you can imagine...just want to help where I can...
the least I can do, Hammond-chick

Anonymous said...

Viola,
I found your blog thru a freind of a freind. Your writings are of interest. Your convention sounds intersting but i've Never heard of any denomination like it. Would you be willing to share more about your upbringing? Also, are you referring to Herbeal Life? My oldest son used to sell it, and we were thrilled when it healed a child we knew of pyloric stenosis. So exciting!
I look forward to checking back to your blog more times. Your stories are interesting.

Anonymous said...

Viola,
How was the date? Did you get a picture of you and Tony? I do so love pictures...well, most pictures. The "bunny suit picture" is a little freaky. I understand why you suffer with issues. Please know that you can get advice from very wise people who can help you if you can just figure out who they are.

Miss Swamp said...

So, like, um... I'm willin' to like um do some chillin' stuff and all, but, girl, this like suit is like way beyond me or something! Like, creepy, dude!

Tara said...

Viola,

Received a postcard from you this week. I dont' remember if I know you from Mode Camp, or something. Refresh my memory, please!

Blessings,
th

Anonymous said...

This is a very strange blog. Who are you?

Anonymous said...

How am I supposed to respond to a bunch of anonymous persons? I don't mind if you respond anonymously, but please sign with a seudoname, like Hammond Girl.
Puss-n-boots; yes, they are nurses shoes. And no, not yet, but any day now.
Anonymous who wants reasons; Because good or bad it was a part of my childhood and a part of who I am.
Hammond Girl, I don't need a therapist, I have THE MOST AMAZING HERBS ON EARTH and you can too for only $19.99 per month!
Anonymous friend of a friend; NO it is NOT Herbal life, I sell THE MOST AMAZING HERBS ON EARTH. My life is an open book, but this space is too limited to share much. Perhaps a later blog will give you some insight.
Anonymous picture person; The Date was great, I've been so busy talking on the phone with Tony that I haven't had a chance to blog, I will soon I promise.
Miss Swamp; I told you. By the way, I think THE MOST AMAZING HERBS ON EARTH could help you with your speech problem.
Tara; Mode what? I know you from the Bank you used to work at, remember me, Viola? We worked together with Dave.
Anonymous kinda rude; That's not a very nice thing to say. If you wonder who I am please see my profile.

lauralavon said...

I hereby solemnly promise to never designate comment as anonymous anymore on Viola's world wide blog site, ALL be my witness.

Tara said...

The only guy I worked with was named Billy. I DON'T REMEMBER WORKING WITH YOU!!! Throw me a bone here!