I have been overwhelmed at how popular my blog has become. It has made me realize just how much I have to offer the world. Therefore, I will be starting a ASK VIOLA section on the blog. Just type in your questions on love, money, relationships, health, or the future and check back the next day for my amazing wisdom. I just want to be a servant.
Viola
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My first Easter photo with Granddad.
RECOMMENDATIONS
I've read several blogs with people's recommendations on anything from books to recipes so I thought I'd throw in my opinions.
BOOKS
1. Any Grace Livingston Hill Novel (Literature at it's finest)
2. Uncle John's Bathroom Readers (Excellent Series of Books FULL of useless knowledge.)
3. It's Not Your Fault Your Fat. (My favorite book to curl up with a box of Twinkies and read on a rainy day)
4. How to Get Rich Quick or Die Trying! (The most inspiring book of the century.)
5. If You haven't Found Mr. Right, It's Probably Cause He's Dead. (The title says it all.)
MOVIES
1. The God's Must Be Crazy. (A real documentary on cross culturalism.)
2. Little Women (The old version where Laury says, "FLY AT ME JO!, ya just gotta love that line.)
3. Mel's Dinner, the Return of Flo. (Well, Kiss my Grits!)
4. INFOMERCIALS (I tape them off, while I'm at work and watch them on Saturday night, as a special treat.)
5. Napolean Dynamite (Now if that one were single, I'd be one happy little girl!)
RECIPES
1. Lipton Noodle Suprise
Open box, follow directions on box add Tuna, Enjoy.
2. Rice-a-Roni Suprise
Open box, follow directions on box add Chicken, Enjoy.
3. Ramen Noddle Suprise
Open package, follow directions on bag only using half the water suggested, add Ground Beef, Enjoy.
4. Hamburger Helper Suprise
Open Box, follow directions on box, add Cheese, Enjoy.
4. Leggo Waffles Breakfast Suprise
Open box, follow directions on box, add jelly instead of syrup, Enjoy.
5. Peanut Butter and Jelly Suprise (this one is a bit tricky and time consuming, but well worth the effort.)
Open Jar, add P-nut butter to bread, then layer Jelly on top of p-nut butter. Slice a ripe bananna place slices on top of p-nut butter/jelly layering. add final slice of bread. Enjoy!
Barry Dingle
The Easter Monster
My first Easter photo with Granddad.
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About Me
- Viola
- My name is Viola Williams, I am the daughter of a professional Tubaist and Harpist. (trust me the duets in our home were horrendous.) They named me Viola because they both are a little bitter that their parents wouldn't let them play instruments of their own choosing. Fortunately, my mothers favorite instrument won out or my name would be Harpsichord. I am 35. I work part-time at the local A & K and part-time running my homebusiness that soon will make me more money than I could ever imagine. I have 13 cats, but I'm not one of those weird women with cats who love them more than people or let them mess in my house. (I occasionally wear a sweatshirt with a picture of a cat on it, but not everyday.)
11 comments:
dear harpsichord, (i like that better... it's ur middle name, right?!)
i am having problems with my future husband. the fact is, i am getting really annoyed!!! he will never communicate properly with me and refuses to make serious plans! but i -on the other hand- am just DYING to get married!!
i mean he's cute so why not?! oh wait, i've never actually seen him, but i assume someone w/ the screenname, hotcupcake#1 has to be good looking, right?
please please give me advice!
...should i try using THE MOST AMAZING HERBS ON EARTH? i've heard it helps everything!
Dear Older Woman;
Yes it matters, but not for you. You see the average woman lives up to 20 years of her life as a widow. So the way I figure it, if you get one of these young ones you won't have to deal with a second marriage. Also, if you get one young enough he's not set in his ways yet and you can manipulate him into doing whatever you want. (which is obviously the best way to have a happy marriage.)
One more thought to the Older Woman; I strongly suggest you DO NOT pick the Tubist, you and your children will live to regret it. Trust me on this one.
Dear Cupcake Lover;
Be careful of screen names that seem obvious. You know how in church, the people who can't sing are always begging to get up front? Well, it's the same way with men. If they think they are hot, chances are you may need a paper bag at the reception to help everyone keep their food down. As far as making plans, let's just face it, he's not that into you. When a guy is serious about getting hitched, they do it. When they want their egos stroked they set up web pages called Hotcupcake#1. I am inclined to believe that a man who calls himself hotcupcake#1 doesn't hold down a real job. So you may want to lace up your Nike's and run like the wind.
Coffeechica;
Yes, you should use THE MOST AMAZING HERBS ON EARTH, especially if you want an amazing head of hair and a chin that is hair free.
Viola
wow! you have so much wisdom!! thanks!
i am curious if you know my true identity?! hehe if so you probably realize my question is a joke LOL
coffeechica;
No but now Yes.
Heeellllooo, Viola! You, like probably don't remember me and stuff, but I used to like hang with your Mom. Oh how I totally, like miss the amazing harp music. Anywho...I like saw your blog and stuff and thought that I would like ask you a question that has been like, I don't know, like confusin' me for like a long time and stuff. So, like anyway, like do you like ever wonder like about the ATM machines. I know that this seems kinda like silly and stuff and normally I'm like totally full of like courage and stuff, but I always wonder... do the people in the bank like look and laugh at me later? Can you like help me a stuff? Some times I get like really nervous and kinda go a bit wacked, if you know what I like mean and stuff. Anywho, I like can't control myself and I've like made faces, ordered like cheeseburgers, and like yelled and stuff. Thanks for like bein' honest and stuff and thanks for like, ya know, answering questions and stuff. So, anywho, thanks!
Dear Viola...last night I got to see the HSBC choir sing....all the guys in the choir were soooo handsome! (and GREAT singers, obviously!!...you would have LOVED the song selection...and there was even a TUBIST in the group this year as an added bonus...really handsome man) I have to admit my eyes fell on a couple of them...Do you think it really matters that I am about 15 yrs. than them...would that really matter...I mean, what's an old single gal to do? Please give me some godly advice, I was awake all night thinking on this! Your devoted fan!!
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