Well, my very brief venture into the world of romance is over. I broke up with Tony tonight. There are many reason, not the least of which is his occupation. But it boils down to this, there are two kinds of people in this world, those who like John Denver and those who don't, I hate John Denver, Tony thinks he's awesome.
Tony called tonight and he told me he thought I should lay off THE MOST AMAZING HERBS ON EARTH, because he thought my voice seemed deeper. Then he told me he would buy my membership to a gym if I would promise to go, this thoughtful gesture really made it hard for me to do, what I knew I must. He went on to say he'd never met anyone so self absorbed as I am. I had to stop him before he said anymore and made it even harder for me to break his heart. Well I hated to do it, cause I know he worships me, but I broke up with him. I know he's gonna come crawling back to me, but I think this is what is best for both of us and after the pain settles some for him, he'll see that too. Excuse me my phone is ringing, I bet it's Tony................ No it wasn't it was just one of the cats banging it's head against the phone.
Anyway, on a brighter note, I may be starting a new in-home business. This business promises to make me rich quick. I'd love to use you as a wrung on the ladder of my success, so if you're interested in a in-home business let me know. If any of you have been following my discussion with Puss-in-Boots, you'll have an idea of the money making potential this has. All you need to start this business is a fast car or a small kittie gene pool in your neighborhood and a deep freeze. You could be well on your way to being a Thousandare!
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My first Easter photo with Granddad.
RECOMMENDATIONS
I've read several blogs with people's recommendations on anything from books to recipes so I thought I'd throw in my opinions.
BOOKS
1. Any Grace Livingston Hill Novel (Literature at it's finest)
2. Uncle John's Bathroom Readers (Excellent Series of Books FULL of useless knowledge.)
3. It's Not Your Fault Your Fat. (My favorite book to curl up with a box of Twinkies and read on a rainy day)
4. How to Get Rich Quick or Die Trying! (The most inspiring book of the century.)
5. If You haven't Found Mr. Right, It's Probably Cause He's Dead. (The title says it all.)
MOVIES
1. The God's Must Be Crazy. (A real documentary on cross culturalism.)
2. Little Women (The old version where Laury says, "FLY AT ME JO!, ya just gotta love that line.)
3. Mel's Dinner, the Return of Flo. (Well, Kiss my Grits!)
4. INFOMERCIALS (I tape them off, while I'm at work and watch them on Saturday night, as a special treat.)
5. Napolean Dynamite (Now if that one were single, I'd be one happy little girl!)
RECIPES
1. Lipton Noodle Suprise
Open box, follow directions on box add Tuna, Enjoy.
2. Rice-a-Roni Suprise
Open box, follow directions on box add Chicken, Enjoy.
3. Ramen Noddle Suprise
Open package, follow directions on bag only using half the water suggested, add Ground Beef, Enjoy.
4. Hamburger Helper Suprise
Open Box, follow directions on box, add Cheese, Enjoy.
4. Leggo Waffles Breakfast Suprise
Open box, follow directions on box, add jelly instead of syrup, Enjoy.
5. Peanut Butter and Jelly Suprise (this one is a bit tricky and time consuming, but well worth the effort.)
Open Jar, add P-nut butter to bread, then layer Jelly on top of p-nut butter. Slice a ripe bananna place slices on top of p-nut butter/jelly layering. add final slice of bread. Enjoy!
Barry Dingle
The Easter Monster
My first Easter photo with Granddad.
About Me
- Viola
- My name is Viola Williams, I am the daughter of a professional Tubaist and Harpist. (trust me the duets in our home were horrendous.) They named me Viola because they both are a little bitter that their parents wouldn't let them play instruments of their own choosing. Fortunately, my mothers favorite instrument won out or my name would be Harpsichord. I am 35. I work part-time at the local A & K and part-time running my homebusiness that soon will make me more money than I could ever imagine. I have 13 cats, but I'm not one of those weird women with cats who love them more than people or let them mess in my house. (I occasionally wear a sweatshirt with a picture of a cat on it, but not everyday.)
10 comments:
So sorry that your romance is over. Maybe HC would like to have a go at him.
I'm so glad that you mentioned "the business". I'm trying to think of a catchy title. Something like "Nine Lives Up". Let me know what you think.
Puss-N-Boots
Hey!!! How about CAT-AVERS? You know, like CADAVERS, only CAT-AVERS
Play on words, get it?
Hortencia Hubbleschnickinbotham
Love them both. How about "Gotcher Toungue Cat" or "There's More Than One Way To Skin A Cst" or "Cat Cash" or "Creepy Kitties" or "CATastrophe" or "Freezer Felines" or "SKINNEY Kittie" or "PUSSabilities" or "meOW" or "THE MOST AMAZING CADAVERS ON EARTH!" Wow, I really like that last one, it has a ring to it.
Juwah;
It sounds like you're interested in our new venture. I'd love to have you on my down-line. I think the names you suggested are ridiculous though, leave business to the professionals. THE MOST AMAZING CADAVERS ON EARTH? What a idiotic name.
Hey...the fact the he loves John Denver is DEFINATELY a plus for me (How could anyone not love "hey it's good to be back home again!!!?...i bet me and tony could have a beautiful home...but I digress) What...self-absorbed??!!...I'm no help w/the name game...we John Denvers lovers spend our time on POETRY not silly names!! But I'd be happy to get in on the pyramid once you and P&B deceide on the name. Keep your chins up, Viola...and don't be so picky...you know that's probably why you're still single! You'll be in my prayers in this tragic time! HC
I was awakened in the early morning hours to the sound of a cat fight outside my window. It was so intense that my husband said that one would probably end up dead. I went out and threw water on them and they ran off. I am conducting a neighborhood wide search for a dead cat. If I find it that will make nine in the freezers.
Who is this Juwah person who keeps sending in names. Do you think she is a trustworthy person to have on your downline?
I think we should count HC in. We'll have to find her a man who can sing a rousing version of "Thank God I'm a Country Boy".
Puss-N-Boots
PLEASE do NOT quote Denver songs on my blog!!!
Puss in Boots;
Why didn't you let the Cat's finish their fight? IF you had you might have 10 in your freezer by now. As much as I love Kitties, don't let opportunities pass you by.
HC,
Tony is all yours, but I will warn you, the smell is very overwhelming.
as long as the smell is cologne, all is well..cheap cologne is the best...why waste the money?
in other words..it "Feels up my senses, like a night in the forest..like the mountains in springtime..like a walk in the rain":)
If you had ever been awakened from a sound sleep by the sounds of cat fight you would understand the urgency I felt. My poor husband was horrified that I went out in my purple pj's. We found a few hairs and some blood, but no cat yet.
"It'd hold eight kids, four hound dogs and chicken we stole from the shed. Didn't get a lotta sleep, but we had a lotta fun on Grandma's featherbed."
Puss-n-Boots
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