Keep those questions coming in. I am amazed at how wise I am sometimes. Ya know I don't think I had this much wisdom before I started taking THE MOST AMAZING HERBS ON EARTH.

I noticed the questions that I did get were about love and romance so I thought I'd write a small essay on the topic. Now you might say that because I'm single I'm not really qualified to speak on the subject, but you would be wrong to say that. Let me ask you this, if you are a lady and you are going to have a baby, do you disregard your male Doctor's orders because he's never had a baby? Well, then I would say I'm as qualified as anyone to speak on this most important topic. But you may be saying, "Oh but a Doctor studies for years, therefore he is qualified." Well, who says I haven't studied for years? First, I had parents that loved each other, and no matter how wreched their duets, they always thought they made lovely music together. Then I became old enough to watch TV. I grew up on a steady diet of Love Boat, Fantasy Island, Dallas and the like. A person couldn't possibly watch that kind of quality TV and not know a great deal about Love. Now that I am older I watch Dr. Phil and I have read all of Janette Oak's books that are entitled Love's .... (you fill in the blank) So if all that doesn't make me qualified, I don't know what will.

Alas, it seems I have taken up so much time giving all my qualifications I have not the time, energy, nor space to write about this topic today. Perhaps another time.

ASK VIOLA!

I have been overwhelmed at how popular my blog has become. It has made me realize just how much I have to offer the world. Therefore, I will be starting a ASK VIOLA section on the blog. Just type in your questions on love, money, relationships, health, or the future and check back the next day for my amazing wisdom. I just want to be a servant.

Viola

It's Over, I sang!

Well, I have finally recovered from the family Easter Feast. It only took twelve Tums, 3 Tagamints, Two doses of Alkaselzer and one very long day of misery and I'm as right as rain. Not once did Grandma say, "Eat Girl" cause she didn't need to. I piled her high and deep. Ya know after that meal and two pieces of pie Granddad's Easter Monster suit doesn't look so bad.

Anyway, on to better things. Today I went back to the Dr. for the old plumbing issues. Things seem to be clearing up, if you know what I mean. It's amazing what a box of All-Bran and a dose of THE MOST AMAZING HERBS ON EARTH will do for you.

My Kitties are suffering from something, I'm not sure what it is. They keep running around from piece of furniture to piece of furniture like their some sort of spies or something. When I do catch a glimpse of them they seem to be rolling about and ramming their little heads into things. Very odd. My Aunt Louie said her ex-husband used to do that when his cable went out. However, I don't think this is the issue with my kitties since their cable is working fine. If you have any advise let me know.

Let me run something past you and you tell me what you think this means. I have recently started a new business selling THE MOST AMAZING HERBS ON EARTH. Actually that is the name of the product, "THE MOST AMAZING HERBS ON EARTH". This product is really amazing. I read that one lady had advanced cancer and suffered with planter warts in her feet and if that's not bad enough, her breath was enough to melt a car. Well, she started taking THE MOST AMAZING HERBS ON EARTH and She no longer has cancer, warts, or bad breath. In fact, she just said that her gray hair seem to be getting dark again. Isn't that amazing? Anyway, the guy who helped me get into the business (he would be on my upline) is single as well. He keeps calling me to see how the Herbs are selling and wants to know if they are helping my facial hair. Now maybe I'm reading something into it, but asking about my facial hair seems rather personal. I just can't help but wonder if he might like me as more than a downline recruit. I don't want to get my hopes up, but after all if THE MOST AMAZING HERBS ON EARTH can cure cancer maybe they can get me married. He is a really nice guy and has the most amazing head of hair, some would call it a mane. (this may be the result of using THE MOST AMAZING HERBS ON EARTH)

Well, it's getting late and I need to go. Tomorrow is a busy day, we have a meeting on how to convince your friends and family they need THE MOST AMAZING HERBS ON EARTH! Just think if I can sell 2485 cans of this amazing stuff, I get a free trip to the Dominican Republic!! I've never even been to Europe. Well, goodbye for now.

I'm happy for you.

Well, it's almost Easter and I am dreading the family Easter dinner. Some people are all moved by tradition, but if you were a Williams you wouldn't be. This is a typical Easter in the Williams family. First we start off with one of those insanely early sunrise services. Has nobody ever considered a sunset service? Well, my grandad is a deacon at the church so he leads the sunrise service. (Probably, because the real Pastor has too much sense to get out that early.) He tries so hard to do a good job and I can appreciate his effort. After church we head to Aunt Louie's house, where we are forced to suffer through my parent's playing a retched Tuba/Harp rendition of "UP from the Grave He Arose". It is a lovely song, but not when my parents play it. Then we are expected to eat, not just eat, but gorge. My grandma will say to me at least 15 times, "Viola, you'll never get a man being that skinny girl, EAT!" Little does grandma know, that Marilyn Monroe would be considered a porker today, so I am perfectly safe in that department. Well, next comes the part I love most, all the men in the family go to the back porch to eat chocolate bunnies after lunch and we "ladies" clean up. Next, Grandad puts on his homemade Easter Bunnie costume...It still freaks me out. After all my little cousins are in corners cowering in fear of the great Easter monster, we coax them out and make them run around the lawn looking for plastic eggs filled with cheap candy left over from when I was a kid. I'll have to post a picture of my Grandad and I several years ago when I was wetting my pants in fear sitting on his lap while he wore the "Easter Monster" outfit It's very touching.

So if you're family get together is better than mine, good for you, I'm happy for you, really I am.

On Views, bowels, and Cats

I was thinking this morning how important it is to have a positive outlook on life. Unfortunately, this is not my forte. I'm not really negative, but the ridiculous act of always insisting upon seeing the glass as half-full can be nauseating at best. People who are forever, trying to squeeze the really raunchy things of life into some happy little box of "good reason" make me want to puke.

Last week I went to the Dr. for a check up on my, less than active digestive tract. I know most people prefer not to speak of such things, but lets face it, you've been plugged before too. Don't try to deny it. Too much cheese can do it to the most "regular" of us.

Well, I should close for now, my 13 kitties need to be fed. I think I'm really going to love this blogging thing, it is really an outlet for the deep thoughts I have, but never get to share.